Monday, September 08, 2003

My Reflection

this morning i woke up, opened the door, and looked in the mirror
and the man i saw looking back at me was different than i remember
he was a lot older
he seemed sad
he was dressed in blue
he had a large satchel flung around his shoulder
and his arm was protruding past the reflection plane
and he was slapping a handful of letters in my face
and he was saying, "hey stupid... hey... hey man... take your mail... hey... your box is full... take this... it's your mail... take it damn it... there's no room in your box."
i refused his offer
"noway," i said, "i'm not gonna take that ugly mail!
it's all cheap grocery store news and low APR finance rates!
there's not a single personal letter in there!"
with a smirk he held up a postcard.
"no. noway," I said, "that postcard was laser printed to APPEAR as if it were hand written!
look! whose it from? Capital One. i don't have any friends by that name."
angry and tired, he set the mail down on my front porch and walked over to the next house
i have such a weird reflection
i need to wash that mirror

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