Tuesday, September 09, 2003

No I didn't. Did I?

Sleepwalkers. Sleeptalkers. These are acceptable. These are not bad.
I am bad.
I Sleepeat. And no, I don't wake up in the middle of eating a pie or peanut butter from the jar. I know this because I can't help but notice things I have NEVER eatn being in my stool.
Yeah I look, so fuck you and listen.
I don't eat peas. I don't eat corn. All very common in a normal diet I'm sure. But my diet is far from normal and contains neither of those things. I guess I can hope I'm only eating these things.


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