Monday, September 08, 2003

paper or plastic

marsupials, pouch
male seahorse, pouch
chipmunks, pouch

that is why i like my overalls and cargo pants refuse to go away.

would it be so ding dong difficult to have a few canvas grocery bags? they have them in mexico, all over the place. for why do i refuse to do it? such a waste of paper and plastic. i do not let them give me sacks for the bottle water/soda/candy/and other assorted non-essentials that my stint in l.a. has caused me to glom onto and crave when i have to drive more than a half mile to my favorite fast food of the hour. (it's totally my fault, but it's comforting to blame l.a. for all evil goings-on) i will get grocery bags. i will.

spiders in my bed since moving to oklahoma, 3. i lost one and he came back so it's really only two individual spiders, but it counts.

devon was the MMMMostest peculiar fish i had ever pulled out of B's hole. MMmmMP had left both her cane poles leaned on the side fence for tomorrows outing and I could not resist a test drive on number two. the carvings near the base were MMMMmMMostly wore off from her first eight years of fishing, but the rest peered back at Mme like the ghosts of every long john silver's fish ever fried. that's why she carried two poles. numMMmber one was filled tip ta toe with portraits the daily catch and number two was a close second. most of the fish she caught looked similar so she got to where she would just carve a different name next to a previous drawing. she wielded that straight pen like a silkly ancient tatoo mistress. i have seen her spear fish eggs like caviar kabobs. even her mistakes seemed fancy, when you could find 'em. yep, devon was prize-winning peculiar and he deserved a spot on two, but i amMMm hungry and MP ain't here to immortalize him. i will, however, say a prayer for devon when i'm wipin' my ass tomorrow.

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