Thursday, September 18, 2003

totally fair

last night was my first trip to a 'state' fair which also coincides with my inaugural visit to the oklahoma state fair. just the mention of the word oklahoma springs forth images of well..state fairs. it was magical. not magical in the whimsical backwoods harry potter flies in surfing the hood of funnelzilla (span. fun-nelle-zeeya) 'the fried dough monster truck'. it was magical in the sense that the ratio of food booths to patrons was approximately one to one. beer booths, three to one. and these beer booths weren't just a couple of foldy leg tables draped with sticky beer skunk plastic, they had seating. THERE WAS A KARAOKE BAR AT THE FAIR. a big one. say it out loud with me.. 'oklahoma state fair karaoke bar'.

Dig in people, there's much more. Taken from their website.

Potty Palooza presented by Charmin Ultra:
This 32-foot truck transforms into 12 private, home-like bathrooms that promise to be the blue ribbon best of the restrooms at the 2003 Oklahoma State Fair. Each of the ultra-plush potties features flushing toilets, fully functional sinks, air conditioning, aromatherapy and, of course, premium Charmin Ultra bath tissue. Constant maintenance keeps the bathrooms in pristine condition, providing a comfortably clean bathroom experience for fairgoers.

number one or number two. five seconds or fifteen minutes. they skittled in behind you to make sure that bathroom was pristine for the next occupant (i would've re-painted after some of the goers) it was like the episode of laverne and shirley (shutup) where laverne kept taking a sip out her water glass and the fancy waiter kept filling it back to the top. magical.

more later, i have to go eat with derek. for now peruse these selected competitions:

Section 501 - Miscellaneous Crafts
Section 502 - Miniatures
Section 503 - Decorative Painting - Novice
Section 504 - Decorative Painting - Amateur
Section 505 - Decorative Painting - Advanced Amateur
Section 506 - Decorative Painting - Open Class
Section 507 - Egg Art
Section 508 - Woodcarving - Novice
Section 509 - Woodcarving - Amateur
Section 510 - Woodcarving - Over 4 Years Experience
Section 512 - Let's Celebrate
Section 513 - Rubber Stamping
Section 514 - Leathercrafting
Section 515 - Wood Turning
Section 517 - Decorated Egg Contest
Section 518 - Birdhouse & Birdfeeder Contest
Section 521 - Developmentally Disabled MR

Golden Age Celebrations:
State Fair Royalty Contest
Senior Age Spelling Bee
Senior Swing Dance
Senior Stroll


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