Thursday, January 15, 2004

quotes from the restroom

I aquired most of these off a bar restroom in Austin. Altough i don't remeber the name, i have been there several times, and have ordered pizza from next door and sat in the bar and drank beer of coarse.
Here they go. "Damn it" start with simple "Perfect Turkey" "Toilet Diving" "Small mind, small dick....whatever it is"
"Duck on a Jukebox...Hooker on a Bait....Hooker on a boat....poker in th hole" no idea what this means but sound informative.
"You can fish for tuna tacos or even bearded clams, but never grab the tail of a one eyed tiger"
"Why do they call it tourist season, if you can shoot the fuckers"
"IF God didn't want us to eat Pussy, why does it look like a taco and taste like a fish"
Then there are some others that ended up on the napkin hall of shame.
"Mi-ma's chochalte fun green machine"
"Chicken of the Sea"
and that Perpiment Patty bitch Marci
"Gravy train on Biscuits wheels"
and none other then the "Chips" theme song..... go Poncharella
this is letter for letter how i wrote it, but still can't get the correct humm down
"thu' thu' da du dnndn dun dudandu-----"
see it is just impossible.......
r

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