Monday, March 15, 2004

It must be monday CUZ IT'S TIME FOR...

FUCK WITH RAYMOND SR. AND TODD DAY!!!! YEAH! confetti etc.

From: ray@dammitray.com
Subject: Effective Immediately
Date: March 15, 2004 1:20:03 PM CST
To: raymond@prewittair.com, todd@prewittair.com

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

All personal communication between us is suspended. Any business related matters may be addressed via email. If there is an emergency or you simply insist on leaving me a voicemail, please be succinct and I will reply promptly via email. DO NOT email or leave voicemails of a personal nature as they will be DELETED IMMEDIATELY. This suspension will continue in full force until I receive a ten page (typed and double-spaced) essay from EACH of you on ONE of the following topics:

1. Dissect and discuss each and every aspect of your day on Friday, March 12th as it relates to your short and long term goals in life.

2. If you only had three more months to live, what television shows would you watch, why, and how many hours of the rest of your life would you spend watching them?

3. Archaeologists have learned much about the lives of first-century Romans from the excavations of houses buried by lava at Pompeii. Suppose that your home were preserved just as it is now. What conclusions about modern life might this evidence lead future archaeologists to draw?

4. What is your favorite holiday? Why?

5. "The best things in life are free." Discuss why you agree or disagree with this statement.

6. How and why is 'Ray' more important than booze.

7. Name some of your family's traditions (perhaps concerning holidays, birthdays, vacations, or other activities) and discuss why they are important to you.

8. What foreign country would you like to visit, and why would you like to go there?

9. Some television series (such as M.A.S.H., Fantasy Island, Golden Girls, and Seinfeld) have enjoyed a long life both in production and in reruns. Explain why.

10. What is the dumbest thing you ever did? Explain why you did it.

11. How do you think the money raised by the lottery in Georgia should be spent? Discuss.

12. If you had the time and opportunity to sit in on any college classes just for the purpose of learning about the subject, which classes would you choose? Why?

13. What does someone have to do to earn your respect? Discuss.

14. Do you function best in the morning, afternoon, or evening? Explain.

15. What are the immediate and long term psychological effects of a parent or sibling or parent and sibling forgetting your birthday? Discuss.


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