Saturday, January 29, 2005


Oh my god, Kermit is fucking the shit out out that rabbit!

Sometimes on your birthday bringing your favorite waitress home isn't a good idea. Even is she doesn't work at Denny's.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

it's "amazing" they company you'll hang out with when you're lonely.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Dear Derek,

You are one of only two people I know that will appreciate/understand this.
I'm hammered. It's 11 o'clock and I'm watching a fight in the alley of the Golden Horn in glorious HD...but at the same time I don't feel the movie should be seen this clearly. I feel like it should be watched on a black and white tv with poor v-hold. I think I'm gonna send these people a thank you card for showing this movie at the exact right time.
the guts need fuel

Saturday, January 15, 2005

What time is it?

This is really dumb.
I've noticed that some commercial breaks are timed to be exactly as long as Journey's Open Arms. If you don't believe me just watch any 1 hr program on tv and every time they go to commerical play open arms and at least once it will end when the show is coming back from commercial. I really wish it only worked with open arms but I'm guessing that if you find any song 3:19 in length it will work for that also. AND If you start playing Ween's LMLYP (said way too often, but not only one of my favortie ween songs but one of my favorite songs in general) right after putting the Denzel version of The Manchurian Candidate in your dvd player, the song will end EXACTLY when all previews and shit are over and you can finally hit play.
I will find more of these Dark Side of the Moon Wizard of Oz things I'm sure, but you guys be on the look out as well.
Don't get 2 close to my fantasy fat lenny.(I wonder if I could spend the next 24hrs speaking only in ween song titles.)

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

excerpt from OKC news story

"A man exposed himself to Kuykendall. The man fondled himself and then disappeared through a hole in the fence of a nearby mobile home park."

sniffle. i miss Oklahoma City.

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

i was just informed...

that damon woke up this morning WET with NO SHOES ON wearing his MOTORCYCLE HELMET cradling his PELLET GUN.
apparently he doesn't remember anything.

i'm sorry, but that's funny.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005


it seems as though the dog next door is now missing.
for real.
it's been missing for a week now.
i'm really curious as to where the hell it went.
i think i last saw it buying a bus ticket to los angeles.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Happy New Year bitches!!!
What happened to everybody?