I had to blog about this.
"I'm just a girl from a trailer park with a dream."
- Hilary Swank's 2nd Oscar Speech
Dear Hilary,
you can't pull that shit twice.
when you won for "Boy's Don't Cry", i MIGHT have bought that speech,
but not now.
15 years ago before you moved to LA. you were cast as the star of "The Next Karate Kid" and from then on... hollywood magic began to unfold.
you WERE a girl from a trailer park with a dream...
but now you're a Hollywood movie star with a shit ton of money.
hilary, i'm going to help you out.
please follow this one rule.
once you become famous you can never use the following words again.
1. "Dream"
2. "Van"
3. "Trailer Park"
4. "My own political perspective is... (fill in the blank)"
Just keep that in mind and you'll be fine.
- Hilary Swank's 2nd Oscar Speech
Dear Hilary,
you can't pull that shit twice.
when you won for "Boy's Don't Cry", i MIGHT have bought that speech,
but not now.
15 years ago before you moved to LA. you were cast as the star of "The Next Karate Kid" and from then on... hollywood magic began to unfold.
you WERE a girl from a trailer park with a dream...
but now you're a Hollywood movie star with a shit ton of money.
hilary, i'm going to help you out.
please follow this one rule.
once you become famous you can never use the following words again.
1. "Dream"
2. "Van"
3. "Trailer Park"
4. "My own political perspective is... (fill in the blank)"
Just keep that in mind and you'll be fine.