Sunday, April 24, 2005

BEWARE: OFFENSIVE

Me and a group of friends were walking back from the Ellis Island Brewery and Casino around 3:30am when I found an index card on the sidewalk with this written on it (this is totally real):

Im MARRIED n 43 yr old.
Love to fuck young teenage girls. 12yrs to 17 yrs old. Must have all 11 1/2'' in of me the 1st time. I love stretching pussy. Turn young teen sluts (over) into whores.

What the hell is that? Really WHAT? It doesn't have his name or phone number on it. It is like some dirty old perv just had to get something off his chest so he wrote it on an index card and left it on the street.
"Whew. It sure has been a long day of stretching pussy. Oh I forgot I bought these index cards. I should relax and write myself a little note reminding me of how creepy I am. Well that was relaxing, I think I'll go to that 7-11 by the Ellis Island Casino and Brewery for the new Barely Legal and some moon pies. This index card is really weighing down my pocket I'll just leave it here on the sidewalk."

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