Friday, August 05, 2005

*bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

It is 11:30 on a Thursday.
I'm out of beer. I've only had 4 and as we all know Blynch finds this totally (or all encompassingly, damn hedberg) unacceptable.
So I'm standing in line at the grocery next to my house and I start to look at the products the person in front of me is buying. She is buying diet Shasta, Shark something Kool-Aid packet, Berry something Kool-Aid packet, Jiff peanut butter (people out here are fucking crazy about Jiff,) and a pack of Kool Menthols. I started thinking it was an odd mix of things to buy this late on a Thursday, but then the bar indicating the beginning of my products hit the starting line. 12 pack of natty, totino's pepperoni, generic bread, hubba bubba bubble gum, and Marlboro Lights. This is when the laughter and panic sit in. The checkout girl gives me this "great another one" kind of look and says "what's so funny?" All I could tell her was "Yang just left."