Friday, September 30, 2005

Ray says:

"I've never fucked a bowler."

Sunday, September 25, 2005

haunches

Friday, September 16, 2005

my constant

a constant. thatts what peopp;le are lookin' for,.

a cnstant in life. something or someone that'/s sticks with ya untillthe end.

welll.l... i found my constant,. i found it!Q my constant!

the lab4el on A-1 Steak Sauce.

It still the same. while akll the other lab els get fqncy and chhangee. A-1 stays the saame! It's so trustworthyh.

I love you A-1. I really do. Althlough youj remind me of my Dad in the sam e wayh Aramis cologne does... I'll still eat you because tyour del.icious and youjr steadfast.

Rem,ember whenm Taco bell's logo became all. futurisitc because of hollywood and Sylvester stallone an d wesl,y snipes?
a-1 would never do that shgit. a-1 will never make itsel'f aerodynamic.

cause it's a-1.

a-1 doesnt brageither.

it knolws the first of everything. it's A-1. it;'s the first letter and number. it;'s a-1.

put it on yolujr eggs. its gre at on eggs.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

HuH

Monke don't dance bitches.

SSSSSLLaap!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

post shit bisthches

fuck all yall I'm goingto tgo play gpputtptut. I know hwat I menant. eat ass. lest; get this shit goin., i now understand physics.