what a stuupud person my relfectionn is.
i hads a beautiful woman beggintg to go home with me tonnight.
it was great. hallowwen is the funnnest tijme tio hook up with people.
shhe was gorgeeous. she hgad that look in her eye.
she was falling down all over the bar but she didn't give A SHIT.
but guess what happened?
i ahd to leabve in a hurry.
becauce my ride was departing.
so i left.,
quickyl.
i didntt thinkm much of it, because
eveeery night is a crazy friday nightl,
but dammmit,
i regret it niowq.
it wqould've been nice to make out with a good lookin' girl tonight.
that wouldvve been fun.
instead
im at home, trying to make cream of wheat like my grandparents.
but it's not as good.
i called red and he said to add mor e buuter. i was hesitant becausee the instructions call for brown sugar... not more butter.
im making it in a coffe mug becausae i ran out of bowls.
how do old people make this stuff taste good>?
i cxall,ed red aghain to ask for instructions.
insteasd of giving me insturictions
he invited me to the "Asian Extravanganzza."
he said they'r egoing to eat at 6 diffferent oklahom asian places tomorrow.
they're gonna start at mr. pho at 11:00 TOMORROW,.
this will be followed by snacks at the illegal asian/oklaoman cock fights
(which aopperntly happen riught next door to the piugeon museum)
it costs ss $50 to enter and the betsxs are arounfd $20.00 a piece.
it's a full l on cock fight
and ts very hush hush.
just likee thje secret ingrediiant to cream of wheat.