whirled peace
ok, so we haven't been drunk blogging. i think we have just gotten scared that we might break some of our technology based on a few recent nights. i will try harder.
in the mean time. with less than 24 days left until global orgasm (the night of Thursday, December 21st at 1am Central Oklhaoma Texas Time), i have started to formulate a plan. it seems my first and foremost concern is timing. the countdown timer on this page and on myspace is very exact and i want to be part of the earthquake, not an aftershock. by myself, i can get it done in about 2 minutes +/- 10 seconds. these are just 'maintenisms' though, not my best work. the best ones are almost always a joint venture. there is an amazing buildup comprised of an infinite number variables that lead up to the mind blower. not the easiest thing to predict, time, or practice considering the ultimate gasm requires a considerable amount of mutual chemistry that i am currently in short supply of. it's also like having cable installed (shut-up Matt) without a three hour window, neither one of you will be on time. so i think i'm down to fuckbuddies, neither of which any of you know so don't go digging.
i'm trying to figure out the length of time to wait between orgasms. obviously, they are better if you wait a few days in between. i have three weeks to figure this out. i'm gonna try every day for a week, then once every three days, then figure out from there. i suppose i could just stop all together but who are we kidding?
then there's porn. i need to find one i like then not watch it again until the big day. my new excuse for not going out is 'research'.
so here's what i got..
practice practice practice
the 19 or the 24 year old fuckbuddy? (jealous much) would like to have both but i might get left out.
find a porn.
candles?
music? maybe something with one of them there kreeshendows?
hope this helps some of y'all plan. please feel free to give any advice. remember this is for a good cause.
also, if anyone can tell me why the Hawthorne Effect might affect my results, we might have chemistry. give me a shout or just come over. we have a lot of important work to do.
in the mean time. with less than 24 days left until global orgasm (the night of Thursday, December 21st at 1am Central Oklhaoma Texas Time), i have started to formulate a plan. it seems my first and foremost concern is timing. the countdown timer on this page and on myspace is very exact and i want to be part of the earthquake, not an aftershock. by myself, i can get it done in about 2 minutes +/- 10 seconds. these are just 'maintenisms' though, not my best work. the best ones are almost always a joint venture. there is an amazing buildup comprised of an infinite number variables that lead up to the mind blower. not the easiest thing to predict, time, or practice considering the ultimate gasm requires a considerable amount of mutual chemistry that i am currently in short supply of. it's also like having cable installed (shut-up Matt) without a three hour window, neither one of you will be on time. so i think i'm down to fuckbuddies, neither of which any of you know so don't go digging.
i'm trying to figure out the length of time to wait between orgasms. obviously, they are better if you wait a few days in between. i have three weeks to figure this out. i'm gonna try every day for a week, then once every three days, then figure out from there. i suppose i could just stop all together but who are we kidding?
then there's porn. i need to find one i like then not watch it again until the big day. my new excuse for not going out is 'research'.
so here's what i got..
practice practice practice
the 19 or the 24 year old fuckbuddy? (jealous much) would like to have both but i might get left out.
find a porn.
candles?
music? maybe something with one of them there kreeshendows?
hope this helps some of y'all plan. please feel free to give any advice. remember this is for a good cause.
also, if anyone can tell me why the Hawthorne Effect might affect my results, we might have chemistry. give me a shout or just come over. we have a lot of important work to do.