Sunday, December 31, 2006

Guitar Hero

Dear 2006,

I've heard a lot of shit talking pointed in your genral direction. I just want to let you know that I'm a fan and my hearts a little sore to see you go. I hope your big brogther 2007 can hang. I don't want you to get the swole head, some of that shit you did sucked BAD. All in all if I see you coming down a hallway, I'll be extending my right arm for sweet high fivedness though. Herer are my highlight and lowlight.

Lake Whitney Chili Cook Off #2

Living in Germany next door to a deutsch bag

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Where are all the dead birds?
It seems like dead birds should be an every day nuisance.

back in '03

i bragged about looking at the blog stats and seeing that someone found the blog by searching for 'peanuts and beer mexico club'. turns out that 'peanuts and beer' is a vip strip club in tijuana. anyone for a road trip?

Monday, December 25, 2006

hey hollywood

guess what. cigarettes don't ignite gasoline, much less diesel fuel. got that. we're not stupid. fucking Omen. merry christmas.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

oh yeah

what about this for my new tatoo? remember this guy? potato pretending to be a tree? Nicole rocks!


since christmas is about family

i fixed the archives and most of the photos. there are some doozies in there. merry christmas y'all.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

it takes all my strength of being not to hold malice against this one person that i only want ultimate goodness for. re-allocation of resources sucks.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

prescription go

true drunk post. no corrections

we only know one stop sign we only no one go sign. green light red light.

i anticipate superly the designer presicription durg bottle. gucci, lv, af,

currently not on any prescription drugs. many are. designer dogs. label whores.

why not pretty for what we know is already in the purste.? oh , it's coming. embrace the crazy and dress it up.

stop starting to take your pills. unless they come in a pretty designer bottle. izod klonopin is the retro ridalin.

damn, this used to be more funner fun. i'll try next time.

Monday, December 04, 2006

a vole mope orf het lydicsex

sores rae der
loveits rae bleu
i swih ouy locud ese
het awy i od.

ew loco?

Friday, December 01, 2006

I blew it

I missed the greatest show to ever come to Dresden. Last month Kiss Forver Band played just down the street from my house. They are a Hungarian based Kiss cover band. Don't make me repeat myself.

Their website is here:

And the best thing I've ever heard is here:

just a minute

Stay right here, I'll be back in a little while