Tuesday, February 20, 2007

at first it was gross

but now it's funny since i don't have enough hair to use a blow dryer.

there are blow dryers in front of all the mirrors in the Y locker room. (yes, i work out at the Y and it's fun to stay at the. fuck you Blynch.) tonight was the third time i've witnessed some octogenarian dontgiveafuckness on such a grand scale that i'm slightly more fearful of getting to that point.

this man is old, hairy, saggy, and a few other things that are opposite of a delight. suffice to say he always ends his blow dry run with a two seconds too long back handed swoop to the taint and ball region. it's almost elegant in form and so blatent that he has surpassed any 'fuck you, i'm old' displays i have ever witnessed. the execution is on par with a Karate Kid foot sweep and a whooping crane mating dance.

so if you work out at the downtown Y, shower at home and stare at the floor and air dry everything and watch out for all those bees, i mean balls.

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