Saturday, March 31, 2007

Tom-Foolery vs. Shenanigans

For the past two years I've been working on a research project to understand the difference between Tom-Foolery and Shenanigans. I think I cracked the code tonight. It's actually quite simple.

Shenanigans are pre-conceived. Afterwards you will look at a picture of a shenanigan and say, "Oh yeah, I was going for Jesse the Body Ventura there".

Tom-Foolery is when an unknown force takes over and you have no control over the situation. When looking at pictures of Tom-Foolery the standard response is a short quick nervous laugh. Behind the scenes your brain says, "what the fuck were you doing dumbass".

The real difficulty is decoding if an event is Tom-Foolery or a Shenanigan in real time. That will be part two of my upcoming special on NOVA.

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Friday, March 23, 2007

i like being Russell's secretary better than Raymond Sr's

a while back you sent me an eamil with a thang link to
a place where i could drunk type.. but i etier deleted
or just got ride of it.. so i send this email to you
to post.. and then send me link so i can..but bet i
have to enter a bunch of crap...like STUPID
passwords... post that..." I hate Passwords....RFK"
so anyway i want to typw about poker.... yes poker in
the rear... ha aahha no card poker... and yes i am
addicted to it... so back off.. i want to spend my
hard earned money... giving ti to some other loosser
on line gamblingh... but serriouslys i like to play
poker... i am better live games.. then on online.. but
since i have not found a live game in nashvillei stick
to the addiction of compouter gaming... so ther.. i am
a junkie... ok
but what i wnat to bitch about is the dicks... imean
that with the most hatetred... Dicks that tell me how
to play.. oh " that was stupid" your a moron" and so
on... and my favorite" your a donk..." what the fuck
does that mean..i been playin online for a year or so
and still dont' know what that means am i donkey...a
common jack ass... maybe.. but the fucker that tells
me how to play can kiss my dirt star after a jalopeno
chilli shit....

Take this test to see if you know poker type lingo

gl
nb
ty
gh
lol
wtf
gh
donk
ayrtfs this is my own made up one see if you can
figure this one out...


i got to get back i got A T of d in the BB
russ

Thursday, March 22, 2007

woo hoo

time off for bad behavior. i should be up to no good by tomorrow.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

i totally deserve it

i guess for each day of fun at SXSW, i will endure a day of unrelenting illness. not the 'i don't feel very well' kind of illness. it's 'fuck the shot glass' and chug straight from the 'Tussin bottle (thanks for the tip Blynch). i woke up this morn feeling more light headed than should be for this here sick. looked down to find i had some good ol' fashioned morning wood. not that it was borrowing all that much from my brain, but it was enough to make me think about stepping on kitten heads and biting my tongue to make it go away. i'm a gross ball of snot sick. what the fuck did i have to be horny about? at least the boner went away quickly after my deterance thoughts and i don't have to wonder why 'Tussin and dead kittens gives me wood. in my estimation, i should have two more days of this nonsense before i start getting pissed. for two more days, it still will be worth it. two more.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Tombstone

is probably one of the greatest movies of all time. I have one queston though. Say I'm a bad guy. Why am I "less apt to get nervy" if Doy Holiday "is on the street halitzer"? Personaly, I think that would add to my nervynous.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

if they only knew

it seems AdCritic and Creativity Magazine asked the people from their top design firm winners what their favorite things from 2006 were and low and behold

AD CRITIC CREATIVE HIGHLIGHTS OF 2006
Mike Rubenstein, Creative, The Barbarian Group
These guys from Oklahoma—Derek Doublin, Matt Brown and Ray Prewitt—did a video piece called The News that I really can't get enough of. It made the rounds on YouTube in August or so, supposedly simulating the nightly news through the eyes of a PCP addict, but it's really got enough merit as good, clean absurdist comedy. We've pretty much been laughing at that video nonstop for three solid months now, encouraging each other to eat pennies. Beyond that, the American Express ad with Wes Anderson was pretty genius, and Coke "Happiness Factory" was really gorgeous. They're the two ads that I don't mind having to sit through over and over again while waiting for the previews at the movie theater. They're the only ones, though.

i wonder if he would take it back if he ever got wind of the other bullshit we pull in this here great state.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

bleh

This blog is billy barty. Not midgetly but dead.
The end.

ps. I miss the old days.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Bones

When was the last time you sat down and said, "I'm going to enjoy the perfect Greyhound". It really is a nice drink if made properly (oh screw you it's always good). Currently, I have 4 ice cubes in mine and DAMN that shit is delicous. Wait, there are 5 ice cubes.

Monday, March 05, 2007

man...

the honest perish.

First Post in a while...

XXX

Sunday, March 04, 2007

1st post in a while.

XXXX