Friday, October 24, 2008

God Hates Lobsters (and sand dollars)

In protest of Red Lobster's neverending marketing of neverending everything, we will be demonstrating our solidarity against all aquatic life without fins and scales tomorrow evening. This event is completely unrelated and entirely coincidental to the adjacent protesting by our brethren in hate, the folks at and their protesting of the 10th anniversary of the atrocity in Laramie, WY. This will be a peaceful protest against Lobsters and Sand Dollars ONLY. The hatred of Paul Newman, Finland, and Baltimore ( schedule) is not condoned at this time.